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mirthdisplacer:

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

sacred-portal:

lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

spiderleggedhorse:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

Still upset that the can’t have shit in Cincinnati meme got berenstain bearsd into Detroit as someone who lived in Cincinnati it deserves that recognition you really can’t have shit there not even your own meme

Justice for the unfortunate souls still living in Cincinasty 💔

literally even stole the post. come on

acrownofcandy:

you don’t know how great chairs are until you’re in a place with no chairs. actually you probably have an idea. you’ve lived a life.

just-verne:

quantum-dragon:

stephenroot:

Royalists are from a different planet, dude.

Joe doesn’t care. He’s Irish!

thararescizor:

pure-lolita:

thararescizor:

pure-lolita:

types of girls:
1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave
2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever
3. animal bones that crush under your jaw
4. home

What Do This Mean .

i can’t explain my poetry often.

aight

omnybus: